Category: Funny Jokes // Tags: adult christmas jokes, best christmas jokes of 2011, christmas jokes, christmas jokes 2011, funniest christmas jokes of 2011, funny christmas jokes, retard jokes, rude christmas jokes, rude santa jokes, rudest christmas jokes of 2011, santa jokes, sick christmas jokes // December, 2011
We were so poor in our house when I was young, that on Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had f*ck all to play with!
I wanted my step-daughter to play with the rabbit I bought her for Christmas, but her mother said that sex toys were not an appropriate gift for an eight-year-old.
I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.
Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
My girlfriend told me she was hoping for a white Christmas… So I spunked in her eyes.
Wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed..
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Please remember a doggy is not just for Christmas….It’s a great position all year round!