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Delivery driver ran over a pig

Category: Funny Jokes // Tags: , , , , // December, 2010

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The foreman was just wondering why one of his men was so late getting back from making a delivery when the phone rang.

“Sorry boss” said the man. “I hada bit of an accident on the way back, I hit a pig.”

“Well, just put it on the side of the road and we’ll pick it up later.”

“But, boss, it’s not dead. It just keeps squealing.”

“OK, get the rifle from the back of the truck and put it out of its misery. Then throw it in the ditch until later.”

Five minutes went by and the phone rang again.

“Boss, it’s me. I’m still here.”

“Why? Did you do as I said?”

“Yeah I shot it and put it in the ditch, but his motorbike is still stuck under the truck!”

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