Drug’s officer and his sniffer dog

Category: Funny Jokes // Tags: , , , , , , // March, 2012


Man sits next 2 a guy with a dog on a plane and asks is he a guide dog?

No i’m a drugs officer, he’s a sniffer dog, watch this and says to the dog ‘Search’ The dog goes off, comes back and puts 1 paw on his lap. ‘Heroin’ the guy says and makes a note of the passanger.

The dog comes back again and puts 2 paws on his lap. ‘Coke’ the guy says.

The dog comes back again and shits all over the seat.

Man says “What does that mean?”

Drugs officer says “Hes found a fucking BOMB!”

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